chrickst – a particular muscular pain induced by rocking a baby to sleep in an increasingly uncomfortable position. No matter how bad the chrickst, a dedicated parent breathes through the pain until the child is asleep.
sessecti – permanent muscular damage caused by too many chricksts, the affected area tends to twinge when the sufferer hears a baby, any baby, cry. For the rest of his or her life.
buxtro – a corset-like top for women which comes with its own roll of body-tape, this being the only way of keeping it up.
docizi – Latin for a state of happiness brought about by thoughts of the weekend stretching ahead.
cleglaze - a slightly distracted expression which descends upon one midway through a Sunday afternoon, as thoughts of the coming week start infiltrating your docizi.
derct – a short note sent to congratulate a couple on their imminent divorce. Hallmark is due to release a range of dercts due to their increasing necessity, and popularity