Sunday, September 13, 2009


iRear: newest edition to the iPod, iPhone family. Compatible with most softwear, especially of the spandex-lycra variety. Available in a multitude of colors to match your skin tone. Enhances the natural look of your posterior. Not necessarily flattering to all body types. Use with caution. Recommended tunes for your listening enjoyment: Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot.
click here for lyrics and sing along

Friday, September 11, 2009


remetal - annoying sensation that time is slowing down even though it can't be possibly. usually occurs on Friday afternoon, about two hours before leaving work.

It's four o'clock and Polly's experiencing remetal. She really wants to go home but the clock doesn't seem to move forward.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009


eisms - true statements that come via email and by which you can live your life.

stacey said to me last week that writing is the new praying and that's my new mantra. it's an eism if i ever heard one.

another one is what are you gonna remember?

live your life by these eisms and you can't go wrong.

Monday, September 7, 2009


flizidip - the latest fashion trend involving lots of flowers and really bright pink lipstick.


karfum - the sound of monday hitting you over the head and making you return to ordinary life after blog camp.

usage: as soon as she woke up monday morning, a karfum was heard from her bedroom.

Saturday, September 5, 2009


AXEYAD: (noun) Prescription strength axe repellent. 

Medication Safety Issues: may be confused with Lydia Pinkhams "A Baby in Every Bottle"
Allergy Considerations: axes, chainsaws, jigsaws, nail guns, ice picks, etc
Labeled Indications: for prophylaxis against trauma incurred by use of machinery included but not limited to those mentioned above
Pregnancy Considerations: category X, but at least it's better than being axed to death
Contraindications: use of above machinery
Special Populations: blog campers may benefit from over-indulgence
Adverse Drug Effects: giddiness, fizziness, uncontrollable laughter, hiccups, pee-pee pants, inability to contain ones self possession

Wednesday, September 2, 2009


shipsain - to go a little nuts about ships.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009


flosis - it's what you feel when you start flossing and then you realise that it's one of the most boring things to do in life, but you have to do it anyway, and the longer you floss the more boring it gets and so you start feeling really depressed...

In order to avoid flosis it's advisable to just get on with it. Start flossing. Try not to think about it too much. Rinse. Leave the bathroom. Good night.