lakit - A potential leakage of one of the most embarrassing substances.
Use: As Martha heard the water wash down the drain her own bladder became obsessed with one mother of lakits and all Martha could do was cross her legs and try to run for the bathroom. However, what Martha hadn't realized, until it was almost too late, was that a lakit and having to cross your legs makes a run into more of a seizure like waddle, and that can be equally embarrassing as an actual leakage.
Let's hope Martha learned her lesson.
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what is balderdash?
you see them all the time--those word-like verification words when you comment on a blogger blog. but now, here we have an entire blog devoted to fabulous made-up definitions of these words that don't exist but probably should.
hey guys
i keep throwing good balderdash words into draft posts so as not to lose them (when i'm away from my otherwise copious lists of them which are lying all over the house) or don't have the now-approaching 13 page document i'm saving them in open. please feel free to USE these if they strike your fancy.
thanks,
/the fairyblogmother
a friendly note
we're totally cool with it if you love these so much you want to use them on your blog, but please give us credit and link back here. we've used lots of our most hilarious brain cells on these and they like to have the credit.
this stuff is ours. mitts off.
is it just me?
or do you also keep seeing "resnes" as a WV word? and "dinessi"--doesn't that show up multiple times?
2 comments:
i saw an otherwise distinguished older gentleman at the airport today who had had a clear incident of lakits..poor dear. strangely tho', he was making no attempt to hide it.
was martha at the hairdresser's perchance?
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