Monday, July 27, 2009
Jules is a tooddiss - just this morning she "ignored" two ladies from town on her newly established FB account.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
you know that £1500 necklace I got the other day? it turned out to be a chaingy!
disclaimer: this example of chaingy is NOT based on real life situation
blogger has the bilkies at the moment and i hope they fix it soon.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Use: The logen yesterday made Gladys believe that her precious laptop was in fact possessed and offering innocent applications to the netherworld beings on an altar. Google earth being one of these casualties.
Monday, July 20, 2009
jorsher ~ a sicko who does this in public.
I once had a jorsher on the beach. Once I got over my disbelief I stood up, grabbed a water bottle (the closest thing I could find, evidently I felt stronger with some kind of weapon, why should he be the only one with something in his hand?), and shouted at him to piss off.
The most insulting part, I don't even think he'd been looking at me, but at two topless chicks sunbathing a way off. Slappers.
dude, don't cruddize my iPhone....
the bleranto i just left on that's esmerelda to you, sir just now is probably going to seem really confusing disturbing to esmerelda (who has three personalities going and may already be slightly confused disturbed). but i couldn't help it, this 30 secrets thing is killing me making me insane.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Use: That crebong was good stuff, but so were the barbies and the ponies.
Use: Upon reading comments from julochka and B, the scoaffen Extranjera let out alarmed both hubby and the neighborhood dogs. All of whom have supersensitive hearing, apparently.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
word found - Julochka's blog secret about desserts.
usage - Jules just ate a huge piece of yellow butter cake with fresh strawberries and real whipped cream for her birthday (today 7-8-09) and she is feeling soodirac.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Use: Randy is all upinylla while the girls at the sleepover are dancing around in their underwear, which is probably why teenage fantasies are the way that they are. Who ever danced in their underwear as a teenager, except for Tom Cruise in something like Risky Business.
Use: Herman was a foner at heart, although he hated cutting up his precious Princess Barbie.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
This really was my verification word, y'all know this game well enough to know you can't make this stuff up!
(omg the post labels list has grown somewhat since last I was here! I suspect Ext is largely to thank for this too ... )
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Usage - My little cousins could never properly say my name Julie - it was always pronounced Yewli. "Yewli, will you help me?"
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Jules' "Tell me a story" post was a huge success a few months back, but has apparently flopped this time. This has left her wanting to say bad "F" words like forkers and focks - hence: forfocks!