Tuesday, July 7, 2009


foner - A person who in the crazy days of the mid 90s engaged in three-way phone calls on actual real phones with separate bodies from the receiver (wikipedia says they did exist) mainly discussing Barbie-dolls and their potential uses as pretend explosives. It has been rumored that the Unabomber modeled his evil ways on one specific foner. Having no one to call might have resulted in Unabomber's murderous behavior in the place of merely sending out Barbie limbs.

Use: Herman was a foner at heart, although he hated cutting up his precious Princess Barbie.

1 comment:

julochka said...

most disturbing were the little severed hands and feet....