Friday, July 29, 2011


cyconslu - a potion to keep unwanted people away. should be concocted at least 1.5 metres above ground, and at the most 30 000 ft above ground.

Sunday, May 22, 2011


expecom ~ a freeloader, a person whose sense of entitlement is bigger than the whole, or parts, of their best feature. Thereby making them a twat.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011


what you wear in out in the rain after an elephant has stepped on your foot.

Sunday, February 20, 2011


propart. properties as art; also known as property stalking.

Monday, February 14, 2011


It's only humanell to want to try and keep our lives ordered and controlled.
Sometimes we get so obsessed with keeping our weight against the door, keeping the external forces of life at bay, that we don't hear the good times a-knocking.
Shift your weight, open the door a crack, see what's out there.
Try and be less humanell.
Thanks dbs.