Wednesday, December 9, 2009
usage: when she saw the scruffy but beautiful little orphan child rescued from the burning building by the brave dog, she just knew that oprah could fill at least 15 minutes with it.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
usage: julochka posted a shang and asked us to help interpret it.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Jules would much rather skim and move on when it comes to reading some blog posts, yet she feels forsed to comment.
Found on Throwing Quarters blog where I am guest posting for Adam today.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
oh man, i totally lipsyled myself today and i can tell you it hurt like mad and bled an alarming amount. i hate winter.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Usage: As Agnes typed out the word 'chimp' in her post, her little eyes glowed green with envy and her short, sausage-like fingers reached for yet another bisquit, of which she fed a little morsel to her companion, the only one who could ever truly enjoy her long-winded and self-centered writings, her parrot George.
When George then screamed "pardo," Agnes was truly horrified.
Monday, October 12, 2009
usage- the frilk at the top of my favorite cup was soothing to me during my third virus fight of the Fall season
Sunday, October 4, 2009
miss buckle totally shouted suroppla last friday at work. i want her job.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
click here for lyrics and sing along
Friday, September 11, 2009
It's four o'clock and Polly's experiencing remetal. She really wants to go home but the clock doesn't seem to move forward.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
stacey said to me last week that writing is the new praying and that's my new mantra. it's an eism if i ever heard one.
another one is what are you gonna remember?
live your life by these eisms and you can't go wrong.
Monday, September 7, 2009
usage: as soon as she woke up monday morning, a karfum was heard from her bedroom.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Medication Safety Issues: may be confused with Lydia Pinkhams "A Baby in Every Bottle"
Allergy Considerations: axes, chainsaws, jigsaws, nail guns, ice picks, etc
Labeled Indications: for prophylaxis against trauma incurred by use of machinery included but not limited to those mentioned above
Pregnancy Considerations: category X, but at least it's better than being axed to death
Contraindications: use of above machinery
Special Populations: blog campers may benefit from over-indulgence
Adverse Drug Effects: giddiness, fizziness, uncontrollable laughter, hiccups, pee-pee pants, inability to contain ones self possession
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
In order to avoid flosis it's advisable to just get on with it. Start flossing. Try not to think about it too much. Rinse. Leave the bathroom. Good night.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
I especially petherv these ones and will not rest until I own a pair. But they must be high tops. It's a code I live by.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
and i kid you not, i got this WV on this post on josephine's blog.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
note: this is NOT to affect a british accent, it is only to use the vocab - like lovely, bits, shag, snog, bloody hell...you get the picture.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
example: molly is totally cluesse about that whole "blog like no one is reading" philosophy. alas, the same cannot be said for others...
Friday, August 7, 2009
Use: As Martha heard the water wash down the drain her own bladder became obsessed with one mother of lakits and all Martha could do was cross her legs and try to run for the bathroom. However, what Martha hadn't realized, until it was almost too late, was that a lakit and having to cross your legs makes a run into more of a seizure like waddle, and that can be equally embarrassing as an actual leakage.
Let's hope Martha learned her lesson.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Jules is a tooddiss - just this morning she "ignored" two ladies from town on her newly established FB account.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
you know that £1500 necklace I got the other day? it turned out to be a chaingy!
disclaimer: this example of chaingy is NOT based on real life situation
blogger has the bilkies at the moment and i hope they fix it soon.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Use: The logen yesterday made Gladys believe that her precious laptop was in fact possessed and offering innocent applications to the netherworld beings on an altar. Google earth being one of these casualties.
Monday, July 20, 2009
jorsher ~ a sicko who does this in public.
I once had a jorsher on the beach. Once I got over my disbelief I stood up, grabbed a water bottle (the closest thing I could find, evidently I felt stronger with some kind of weapon, why should he be the only one with something in his hand?), and shouted at him to piss off.
The most insulting part, I don't even think he'd been looking at me, but at two topless chicks sunbathing a way off. Slappers.
dude, don't cruddize my iPhone....
the bleranto i just left on that's esmerelda to you, sir just now is probably going to seem really confusing disturbing to esmerelda (who has three personalities going and may already be slightly confused disturbed). but i couldn't help it, this 30 secrets thing is killing me making me insane.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Use: That crebong was good stuff, but so were the barbies and the ponies.
Use: Upon reading comments from julochka and B, the scoaffen Extranjera let out alarmed both hubby and the neighborhood dogs. All of whom have supersensitive hearing, apparently.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
word found - Julochka's blog secret about desserts.
usage - Jules just ate a huge piece of yellow butter cake with fresh strawberries and real whipped cream for her birthday (today 7-8-09) and she is feeling soodirac.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Use: Randy is all upinylla while the girls at the sleepover are dancing around in their underwear, which is probably why teenage fantasies are the way that they are. Who ever danced in their underwear as a teenager, except for Tom Cruise in something like Risky Business.
Use: Herman was a foner at heart, although he hated cutting up his precious Princess Barbie.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
This really was my verification word, y'all know this game well enough to know you can't make this stuff up!
(omg the post labels list has grown somewhat since last I was here! I suspect Ext is largely to thank for this too ... )
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Usage - My little cousins could never properly say my name Julie - it was always pronounced Yewli. "Yewli, will you help me?"
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Jules' "Tell me a story" post was a huge success a few months back, but has apparently flopped this time. This has left her wanting to say bad "F" words like forkers and focks - hence: forfocks!
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Use: Irma taunted mother nature by getting her hair done in honor of Liz Taylor going blonde. She was under the spell of sembleri. Irma now blames Liz Taylor.
Use: Roughly half of julochka's tweets concern her newfound love - wering. They could be compiled into a book.
Use: If you are already suffering from an old-lady's case of teridgr don't be having hot coffee all the time. It'll just make you feel worse. Grumble...
use: Victoria's breath in the direction of her purist aunt at the family dinner started what is now referred to as "the aseetini debacle of Thanksgiving 1998."
use: There are many bloggers who secretly as well as openly conite so much they practically slobber.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Seaside Girl is a hertster at heart.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
watch out, there just might be a lickoust at blog camp. and you guys were afraid of axe murderers...
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
variation of pranato would be repranato - someone who puts a red sock into someone else's white load thus turning everything sreaky pink. repranato usually does this on purpose, which is mean.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
usage: I've been catching up on my blog reading and now I feel very spinessy.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
It's happened too many times...
Thursday, June 4, 2009
(I don't know why, but that's exactly what it means)
usage: I'm sorry I'm late but I've overslept and then ocandobied, again...
i totally hylehysed yesterday. but it was for the general protection of the public. then i made it hail this morning and now i feel better.
Monday, June 1, 2009
not to be confused with stencee, which indicates the same action, but where the object is coffee instead of tea;
usage: Paul thought he was being funny when he stenteed Polly's tea. Polly was not impressed.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
usage: I wanted to wear my gold necklace today, but I antingled it.
usage (metaphorical): I was looking for references for my article, but finding this only antingled the whole thing.
Friday, May 29, 2009
As in Marathoner had had too much to drink and stumbled onto a horrifying case of disilsio, but thankfully a fairyblogmother by the name of julochka took it upon herself to investigate and inform Google of this insidious virus.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
molly is totally valarbing today and even had to unfollow a blog that featured a toad.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
the trainche is so much more pleasant than the planeche. (ok, shouldn't have gone there, i realize.)
Friday, May 22, 2009
usage: his lispling during the funeral was unacceptable
but also: she lispled sweet nothings into his ear
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
I may have to culatelt one of my blogs to give myself a break from thinking too much, as my brain is overheating.
usage: I really need to vaccuum; the achrogi are taking over my apartment.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
As in Herman felt completely corsed looking at the tweet on his iPhone in reply to his plan of taking over the world, in 140 or less characters.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
As in Julochka is wonderful to let me sea (and) do the team at Balderdash. Not that kind of do, people with minds in gutters.
usage: oh, am I sitting on your collection of pine cones? I didn't feel them because of my calstele.
As in I am totally silsoed on this Friday night and will now have to drink doubly much to cope with this echoing emptiness of the halls of blogger.
extranjera is often exforsne when she's dependent on unreliable zambian internet connections. but at least she's only t.v. snow and doesn't (we hope) disappear in a haze of chenin blanc fumes.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
usage: i'm saving a wild sheep chase so i don't have to commit murocari.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Use: The anipf that followed Myra's announcement caused her to reconsider her drastic decision.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
envirogirl totally cadelatted her blog. poor dear. it's going to take awhile to make it normal again.
Use: as Heathcliff walked past the kitchen door the subroas clearly caused by something delicate being swiftly tossed into the garbage can made him stop and listen twice.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
don't those nonogies realize that my blog is all about ME, not about linking to their random porn blog? delete. delete forever? yes, please.
Monday, May 4, 2009
As in Extranjera disested by telling Amanda that her husband was in fact employed by a lame sort of CIA.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
* global economic crisis - does everyone have that now so i can stop typing it out?
Saturday, May 2, 2009
husband is a total cratull. and it's really friggin' annoying.
boati ~ the feeling of complete and utter frustration when for some !@^#! reason Blogger won't let you comment on someone's blog. A blog you are greatly enjoying and happen to have a lot to comment on. It's been driving me completely boati!
Friday, May 1, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
this one's autobiographical, but in this case, i was the lengthy commenter guilty of bitis and in fact i'm not done, as i just thought of something i forgot to say, so i gotta go...
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
oh, and carrying a really giant, very ugly white 80s-looking bag:
p.s. why is it doing this stupid font?
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
i went totally afettly over a new blog i found today. and of course, it's yet another person blogging from south africa. that's where all the cool kids are.
i did this a little bit tonight on molly's blog.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
because you do have an iPhone, right? all the cool kids do. :-)
and i don't actually know how to unsigg it, tho' i've tried.
Monday, April 6, 2009
maybe it's just me, but i think people should stand behind what they say or not say it.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
weedenti - when your mad 8-year-old, after three fillings, three root canals and an alarmingly big fat lip (caused by biting said lip rather severely under the influence of anesthetic), declares upon leaving the dentist, "that was fun mom. they're really nice."
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
usage: i hate to take the bus in the winter because i totally get busated pressed up against all those people bundled up in their coats.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
(see articles of GEC (global economic crisis) all over the newspapers.)
Monday, March 9, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
WV words i've collected. now, i just need to write some definitions for some of them. i'm just waiting for inspiration to strike. i'm sure it will come and smack me up side of the head soon.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
kengst - the feeling of weakness in the face of some coveted object that's on sale for half the usual price, when you've vowed not to make any major purchases until your new paycheck starts to come in. as in: i'm in total kengst over the red kitchen aid espresso machine that i saw in imerco yesterday. it's marked down to 4,000DKK from the usual 8,000DKK and they only have one. if i spend 40DKK every time i buy a latte at starbucks or in a café, i'd have it paid for in a mere 100 lattes.
begaliti - the total self-justification of breaking vows not to make major purchases. the last sentence above was a begaliti.
obonings - constant nagging of husband to get a haircut. thankfully, the obonings have worked and he just came back from the hairdresser, looking much more himself again.
pershomi - a sense of longing for warmer, more exotic climes, brought on by reading travel memoirs.
lations - the hand sweats you get watching a child clear a particularly difficult level in super mario for the DS lite.
pardiness - a tendency to remain in one's pajamas all day long when one doesn't have to be anywhere.
Monday, January 26, 2009
i sat my sister and her boyfriend down last week in a cool copenhagen bar (bankeråt) beneath this rather disturbing lamp and asked them to compose some balderdash definitions. here's what they came up with:
outoon - 1.) a group of soldiers stationed just outside of enemy territory (mq) OR 2.) short cartoon at the end of a movie (jason).
muragon - an object whose number of sides equals a prime number.
salki - an alcoholic who drinks a lot of saki.
sifflo - the rate at which flour flows through a sifter.
winest - the basket that's often found around a bottle of chianti.
tessive - the handwriting of someone who tries too hard with their handwriting.
sixici - 600
getting these few definitions out of them was like pulling teeth. perhaps proving that you can't foist your obsession on others. and that this little venture requires inspiration.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
unsess - to push yourself beyond what you think you can do, only to find that you can do it and you're invincible.
gredlome - the little creature that makes mysterious noises in the house, late at night, when everyone else is asleep. "the gredlome was freaking me out a little bit last night and i had to get up and check that the doors were locked."
galiss - a special kind of hat worn by house gnomes (called nisse in danish) which live in the attic and protect your house unless you treat them badly, in which case they play tricks on you. but this isn't about them, it's about the hats they wear.
talitas - the last, delicious salty crumbs left in the bottom of a bag of chips or a canister of pringles. "mm, save me some of the talitas, they're my favorite part!"
oreph - a trainee village wiseman. one must first be an oreph before becoming an oracle.
flispe - a small, colorful, darting bird related to the hummingbird, which is only found on certain remote pacific islands.
ochasee - one who provokes trouble in a crowded place. you don't want any ochasees to show up at a stadium concert.
ungistun - to throw your shoes at a world leader. that iraqi journalist ungistunned bush a few weeks ago.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
For example, my wv word for this post of tangobaby's was CONSU. Definition: the telling of a beautiful story with words AND photos.
and from this post of Molly's: PHOMA. Definition: that feeling you get when you get back into exercising. A cross between exhaustion and exhilaration and adrenaline.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
aduckeyp - emergency squad for ducks requiring medical attention.
winfi - the colorful after-image you see in the darkness after fireworks are finished.
snessess - a girl snowman (or is that snowgirl?).
dagnock - an entire day wasted watching crappy movies from the late 80s on television. sometimes days like this are very healthy and rejuvenating.
rapoons - the pile of used teaspoons that builds up on the countertop during a dagnock.
dinsesse - to have an uncanny knack for flipping to a new channel just as a movie or program is starting.
alsesic - a wistful longing to go skiing.
respo - to obediently take any and all manner of chinese natural medicine that's handed to you without really questioning what's in it, just because you hope it will make your headache and your cough go away.
ardashies - children who are allowed to light sparklers indoors.
psworin - the tiny little burn marks on furniture, tablecloths and clothing left by sparklers that were lit indoors.