jubdpidi

jubdpidi -  joyful yodeling

usage: he was very happy and suddenly started to jubdpidi, somewhat off-key.

lipsyl

lipsyl - to rip off the top layer of skin from the tender inside of your bottom lip when you remove the paper bag you were holding in your mouth while you buttoned your coat.

oh man, i totally lipsyled myself today and i can tell you it hurt like mad and bled an alarming amount. i hate winter.

twookeri

twookeri - when you, because you've been reading all seven harry potter books until you're bleary-eyed, begin to try to summon things to you or get people the hell out of your way by muttering magic spells under your breath. and it takes you awhile to realize you can't actually do that.

pilitent

pilitent - to be fanatical about one's hair.

she was so pilitent it took hours before she could leave the house.

Pardo

Pardo - The type of blogger who either on his or her own blog or in the comments of another blog writes something nasty about another blogger's blog.

Usage: As Agnes typed out the word 'chimp' in her post, her little eyes glowed green with envy and her short, sausage-like fingers reached for yet another bisquit, of which she fed a little morsel to her companion, the only one who could ever truly enjoy her long-winded and self-centered writings, her parrot George.

When George then screamed "pardo," Agnes was truly horrified.

Frilk

Frilk - the frothy foam at the top of hot cocoa when made with milk. The perfect calming agent to yet another head pounding, chest clogging virus.

usage- the frilk at the top of my favorite cup was soothing to me during my third virus fight of the Fall season

suroppla

suroppla - what you shout in an elated manner when you get to shoot photos out of an open helicopter on a beautiful autumn day.

miss buckle totally shouted suroppla last friday at work. i want her job.

iRear

iRear: newest edition to the iPod, iPhone family. Compatible with most softwear, especially of the spandex-lycra variety. Available in a multitude of colors to match your skin tone. Enhances the natural look of your posterior. Not necessarily flattering to all body types. Use with caution. Recommended tunes for your listening enjoyment: Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot.
click here for lyrics and sing along

remetal

remetal - annoying sensation that time is slowing down even though it can't be possibly. usually occurs on Friday afternoon, about two hours before leaving work.

It's four o'clock and Polly's experiencing remetal. She really wants to go home but the clock doesn't seem to move forward.

eisms

eisms - true statements that come via email and by which you can live your life.

stacey said to me last week that writing is the new praying and that's my new mantra. it's an eism if i ever heard one.

another one is what are you gonna remember?


live your life by these eisms and you can't go wrong.

flizidip

flizidip - the latest fashion trend involving lots of flowers and really bright pink lipstick.

karfum

karfum - the sound of monday hitting you over the head and making you return to ordinary life after blog camp.

usage: as soon as she woke up monday morning, a karfum was heard from her bedroom.

Axeyad

AXEYAD: (noun) Prescription strength axe repellent. 

Medication Safety Issues: may be confused with Lydia Pinkhams "A Baby in Every Bottle"
Allergy Considerations: axes, chainsaws, jigsaws, nail guns, ice picks, etc
Labeled Indications: for prophylaxis against trauma incurred by use of machinery included but not limited to those mentioned above
Pregnancy Considerations: category X, but at least it's better than being axed to death
Contraindications: use of above machinery
Special Populations: blog campers may benefit from over-indulgence
Adverse Drug Effects: giddiness, fizziness, uncontrollable laughter, hiccups, pee-pee pants, inability to contain ones self possession

shipsain

shipsain - to go a little nuts about ships.

flosis

flosis - it's what you feel when you start flossing and then you realise that it's one of the most boring things to do in life, but you have to do it anyway, and the longer you floss the more boring it gets and so you start feeling really depressed...

In order to avoid flosis it's advisable to just get on with it. Start flossing. Try not to think about it too much. Rinse. Leave the bathroom. Good night.

frigsqu

frigsqu - an adjective describing the messed up people who are against reforming health care in the US. as in how friggin' skewed are they to think that there's a single thing about it as it is today that's worth defending?

petherv

petherv ~ to completely, and utterly shamelessly, perve other people's sneakers. Especially All Stars. And sometimes ones which you think may be Golas.
I especially petherv these ones and will not rest until I own a pair. But they must be high tops. It's a code I live by.
Sigh.

sessec

sessec: when you are so stressed and in such a rush that your typing fingers lose their link to your last remaining brain cell and you find yourself typing meaningless letters that meant something when you started and just don't anymore, and it also results in endless extensions to words like bananananan

mingli

Mingli... the lesser known sister of the Jungle Book's Mowgli.

grogoomb

grogoomb - to stock up your liquor cabinet as you pass through the duty free. not because it's cheaper, but because they have such a lovely variety and it makes your liquor cabinet happy.

and i kid you not, i got this WV on this post on josephine's blog.

worded

worded- When a w.v. comes up that is an actual word.

britio

britio - to pepper your vocabulary with britishisms.

note: this is NOT to affect a british accent, it is only to use the vocab - like lovely, bits, shag, snog, bloody hell...you get the picture.

cluesse

cluesse - to intuitively understand the subtleties without having to be told or have things explained.

example: molly is totally cluesse about that whole "blog like no one is reading" philosophy. alas, the same cannot be said for others...

consurb

consurb - to try to curb your consumerism.

usage: when we were in singapore, we tried to consurb, but the whole place is one giant mall, so it was difficult.

lakit

lakit - A potential leakage of one of the most embarrassing substances.

Use: As Martha heard the water wash down the drain her own bladder became obsessed with one mother of lakits and all Martha could do was cross her legs and try to run for the bathroom. However, what Martha hadn't realized, until it was almost too late, was that a lakit and having to cross your legs makes a run into more of a seizure like waddle, and that can be equally embarrassing as an actual leakage.

Let's hope Martha learned her lesson.

ostsker

ostsker: a huge amount of beetles, flies or ladybugs in one place.

usage: there's an ostsker of ladybugs on our sunflower.

Throob

Throob: when a former heart-throb becomes a boob

usage: When I was a teenager I loved Tom Cruise, but these days he is such a throob.

bothr

bothr- when you are too annoyed to be bothered with the extra "e" in bother.

The guy at the dragon boat races today that made our boat off cinch was such a bothr

tooddiss

tooddiss- a Facebook snob. One who realizes High School is over and can't be pressured into "friending" everyone who asks.

Jules is a tooddiss - just this morning she "ignored" two ladies from town on her newly established FB account.

chaingy

chaingy - a piece of jewelry that was meant to be genuine but after gentle rubbing turned out to be a piece of ordinary metal covered in cheap paint. More specific than just "a fake" which covers all kinds of... hmmm... fakes

you know that £1500 necklace I got the other day? it turned out to be a chaingy!

disclaimer: this example of chaingy is NOT based on real life situation