foner - A person who in the crazy days of the mid 90s engaged in three-way phone calls on actual real phones with separate bodies from the receiver (wikipedia says they did exist) mainly discussing Barbie-dolls and their potential uses as pretend explosives. It has been rumored that the Unabomber modeled his evil ways on one specific foner. Having no one to call might have resulted in Unabomber's murderous behavior in the place of merely sending out Barbie limbs.
Use: Herman was a foner at heart, although he hated cutting up his precious Princess Barbie.
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what is balderdash?
you see them all the time--those word-like verification words when you comment on a blogger blog. but now, here we have an entire blog devoted to fabulous made-up definitions of these words that don't exist but probably should.
hey guys
i keep throwing good balderdash words into draft posts so as not to lose them (when i'm away from my otherwise copious lists of them which are lying all over the house) or don't have the now-approaching 13 page document i'm saving them in open. please feel free to USE these if they strike your fancy.
thanks,
/the fairyblogmother
a friendly note
we're totally cool with it if you love these so much you want to use them on your blog, but please give us credit and link back here. we've used lots of our most hilarious brain cells on these and they like to have the credit.
this stuff is ours. mitts off.
is it just me?
or do you also keep seeing "resnes" as a WV word? and "dinessi"--doesn't that show up multiple times?
1 comment:
most disturbing were the little severed hands and feet....
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