Friday, August 7, 2009


lakit - A potential leakage of one of the most embarrassing substances.

Use: As Martha heard the water wash down the drain her own bladder became obsessed with one mother of lakits and all Martha could do was cross her legs and try to run for the bathroom. However, what Martha hadn't realized, until it was almost too late, was that a lakit and having to cross your legs makes a run into more of a seizure like waddle, and that can be equally embarrassing as an actual leakage.

Let's hope Martha learned her lesson.


julochka said...

i saw an otherwise distinguished older gentleman at the airport today who had had a clear incident of lakits..poor dear. strangely tho', he was making no attempt to hide it.

kristine said...

was martha at the hairdresser's perchance?