poldesse - some people's ability to carry on a long and boring story, seemingly completely unaware of the glazed expressions of their crootace'ing audience.
crootace - the serious consideration, when trapped in an extremely boring situation, to do oneself a physical injury just to get out of it.
weerob - a tiny little midge which dances in front of your eyes on still summer evenings, causing you to go cross-eyed and flail wildly trying to chase it off.
selogeau - a toothpaste stain down the front of your shirt.
mahabor - a small device designed exclusively for scraping dog shit off the sole of your shoes. It should always be kept outside.