and then came this :
it seems that not only are the verification words more word-like, they're getting more poetic as well. my definitions, however, not so much.
catmodea - small matted furballs left around the house by the cat after she grooms herself.
sliftemi - the taste left in your mouth after licking an envelope or a stamp.
unbrines - the last little sad pickles left in the jar and pushed to the back of the refrigerator, only to eventually be thrown out.
secueds - linguistic term for mild versions of swear words adapted from ones that had a religious origin. e.g. "cheese and rice" instead of "jesus christ" and "oh my goodness" instead of "oh my god."
keddlip - that sad little quivering lip sported by disappointed children. from the danish root "ked af det" (to be sad about something).
complue - low-level administrator who unwittingly helps a shady businessman commit his white collar crimes. not important enough to be an accomplice.
ementar - the weepy, slightly thick moisture that collects in the plastic on cheese that's been in the fridge for too long.
sphectum - an instrument for measuring quantities of phlegm. (not that i know why anyone would want to do that).
matracc - to become entangled in office politics.
pernies - people who take home food from a buffet.
wigimper - one who repairs wigs.
pholoof - an expression of relief to still be alive upon completion of a marathon or triathlon. (as if i'd know.)
dribloa - a pitcher that doesn't quite pour right, but always dribbles on the tablecloth.
crilec - a person with a chronic injury caused by excessive use of a hand-held electronic device. as in: "she used her iPhone constantly and now she's a total crilec."
cheedi - young people gathered on a quiet residential street smoking and setting off firecrackers when they should be in school. i was lucky enough to get a photo of some cheedi yesterday through a rather dirty window (i do apologize):
just far too many hairballs and stuff lurking in the back of the refrigerator to be poetic this time.
somewhere between the second and third posts, i began compulsively writing down all of the verification words and my blog friends began writing their own definitions to their verification words in my comment fields. and then, this blog was born. an entire blog devoted to fabulous made-up definitions of words that don't exist but probably should.