AXEYAD: (noun) Prescription strength axe repellent.
Medication Safety Issues: may be confused with Lydia Pinkhams "A Baby in Every Bottle"
Allergy Considerations: axes, chainsaws, jigsaws, nail guns, ice picks, etc
Labeled Indications: for prophylaxis against trauma incurred by use of machinery included but not limited to those mentioned above
Pregnancy Considerations: category X, but at least it's better than being axed to death
Contraindications: use of above machinery
Special Populations: blog campers may benefit from over-indulgence
Adverse Drug Effects: giddiness, fizziness, uncontrollable laughter, hiccups, pee-pee pants, inability to contain ones self possession
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what is balderdash?
you see them all the time--those word-like verification words when you comment on a blogger blog. but now, here we have an entire blog devoted to fabulous made-up definitions of these words that don't exist but probably should.
hey guys
i keep throwing good balderdash words into draft posts so as not to lose them (when i'm away from my otherwise copious lists of them which are lying all over the house) or don't have the now-approaching 13 page document i'm saving them in open. please feel free to USE these if they strike your fancy.
thanks,
/the fairyblogmother
a friendly note
we're totally cool with it if you love these so much you want to use them on your blog, but please give us credit and link back here. we've used lots of our most hilarious brain cells on these and they like to have the credit.
this stuff is ours. mitts off.
is it just me?
or do you also keep seeing "resnes" as a WV word? and "dinessi"--doesn't that show up multiple times?
1 comment:
excellent. where do i get some?
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