fusned

fusned - someone who appears in public two decades after the 80s, wearing 80s stone-washed jeans and pointy lace-up short boots. and although not visible in this surreptitiously-taken photo, sporting dark charlie's angels (the original t.v. series, not the drew barrymore one) farrah fawcett-style winged hair:

oh, and carrying a really giant, very ugly white 80s-looking bag:

unsigg

unsigg - to make your iPhone stop including that slightly pretentious/snotty pre-programmed "sent from my iPhone" sig line on all the mails that you send from your iPhone.

because you do have an iPhone, right? all the cool kids do. :-)

and i don't actually know how to unsigg it, tho' i've tried.