karfum

karfum - the sound of monday hitting you over the head and making you return to ordinary life after blog camp.

usage: as soon as she woke up monday morning, a karfum was heard from her bedroom.

Axeyad

AXEYAD: (noun) Prescription strength axe repellent. 

Medication Safety Issues: may be confused with Lydia Pinkhams "A Baby in Every Bottle"
Allergy Considerations: axes, chainsaws, jigsaws, nail guns, ice picks, etc
Labeled Indications: for prophylaxis against trauma incurred by use of machinery included but not limited to those mentioned above
Pregnancy Considerations: category X, but at least it's better than being axed to death
Contraindications: use of above machinery
Special Populations: blog campers may benefit from over-indulgence
Adverse Drug Effects: giddiness, fizziness, uncontrollable laughter, hiccups, pee-pee pants, inability to contain ones self possession

shipsain

shipsain - to go a little nuts about ships.

flosis

flosis - it's what you feel when you start flossing and then you realise that it's one of the most boring things to do in life, but you have to do it anyway, and the longer you floss the more boring it gets and so you start feeling really depressed...

In order to avoid flosis it's advisable to just get on with it. Start flossing. Try not to think about it too much. Rinse. Leave the bathroom. Good night.

frigsqu

frigsqu - an adjective describing the messed up people who are against reforming health care in the US. as in how friggin' skewed are they to think that there's a single thing about it as it is today that's worth defending?

petherv

petherv ~ to completely, and utterly shamelessly, perve other people's sneakers. Especially All Stars. And sometimes ones which you think may be Golas.
I especially petherv these ones and will not rest until I own a pair. But they must be high tops. It's a code I live by.
Sigh.

sessec

sessec: when you are so stressed and in such a rush that your typing fingers lose their link to your last remaining brain cell and you find yourself typing meaningless letters that meant something when you started and just don't anymore, and it also results in endless extensions to words like bananananan

mingli

Mingli... the lesser known sister of the Jungle Book's Mowgli.

grogoomb

grogoomb - to stock up your liquor cabinet as you pass through the duty free. not because it's cheaper, but because they have such a lovely variety and it makes your liquor cabinet happy.

and i kid you not, i got this WV on this post on josephine's blog.

worded

worded- When a w.v. comes up that is an actual word.

britio

britio - to pepper your vocabulary with britishisms.

note: this is NOT to affect a british accent, it is only to use the vocab - like lovely, bits, shag, snog, bloody hell...you get the picture.

cluesse

cluesse - to intuitively understand the subtleties without having to be told or have things explained.

example: molly is totally cluesse about that whole "blog like no one is reading" philosophy. alas, the same cannot be said for others...

consurb

consurb - to try to curb your consumerism.

usage: when we were in singapore, we tried to consurb, but the whole place is one giant mall, so it was difficult.

lakit

lakit - A potential leakage of one of the most embarrassing substances.

Use: As Martha heard the water wash down the drain her own bladder became obsessed with one mother of lakits and all Martha could do was cross her legs and try to run for the bathroom. However, what Martha hadn't realized, until it was almost too late, was that a lakit and having to cross your legs makes a run into more of a seizure like waddle, and that can be equally embarrassing as an actual leakage.

Let's hope Martha learned her lesson.

ostsker

ostsker: a huge amount of beetles, flies or ladybugs in one place.

usage: there's an ostsker of ladybugs on our sunflower.

Throob

Throob: when a former heart-throb becomes a boob

usage: When I was a teenager I loved Tom Cruise, but these days he is such a throob.

bothr

bothr- when you are too annoyed to be bothered with the extra "e" in bother.

The guy at the dragon boat races today that made our boat off cinch was such a bothr

tooddiss

tooddiss- a Facebook snob. One who realizes High School is over and can't be pressured into "friending" everyone who asks.

Jules is a tooddiss - just this morning she "ignored" two ladies from town on her newly established FB account.

chaingy

chaingy - a piece of jewelry that was meant to be genuine but after gentle rubbing turned out to be a piece of ordinary metal covered in cheap paint. More specific than just "a fake" which covers all kinds of... hmmm... fakes

you know that £1500 necklace I got the other day? it turned out to be a chaingy!

disclaimer: this example of chaingy is NOT based on real life situation

bilkies

bilkies - when blogger has the hiccups (due to picasa being down) and won't let you upload any pictures. no matter how many times you try.

blogger has the bilkies at the moment and i hope they fix it soon.

ismstia

ismstia - the overwhelming desire to make up theories in an attempt to have your own -ism.

my not completely-thought-out socio-economic theory of mobile phone ownership was a blatant ismstia.

logen

logen - The sea of difficulties regarding being logged in to Blogger and one's real Google account while also being logged in to Gmail and one's 'official front' Google account.

Use: The logen yesterday made Gladys believe that her precious laptop was in fact possessed and offering innocent applications to the netherworld beings on an altar. Google earth being one of these casualties.

jorsher

jorsher ~ a sicko who does this in public.

I once had a jorsher on the beach. Once I got over my disbelief I stood up, grabbed a water bottle (the closest thing I could find, evidently I felt stronger with some kind of weapon, why should he be the only one with something in his hand?), and shouted at him to piss off.

The most insulting part, I don't even think he'd been looking at me, but at two topless chicks sunbathing a way off. Slappers.

cruddize

cruddize - what happens to your brand new iPhone when everyone wants to fondle it.

dude, don't cruddize my iPhone....

bleranto

bleranto - to go off on a rambling ranting comment on the blog of someone you hardly know and who moreover doesn't really know you.

the bleranto i just left on that's esmerelda to you, sir just now is probably going to seem really confusing disturbing to esmerelda (who has three personalities going and may already be slightly confused disturbed). but i couldn't help it, this 30 secrets thing is killing me making me insane.

crebong

crebong - that bag in your childhood bud's mother's nightstand that you and that bud used to sniff at when she wasn't there while wondering what it was, before happily hopping away to go play with the bud's stash of barbies and/or my little ponies.

Use: That crebong was good stuff, but so were the barbies and the ponies.

scoaffen

scoaffen - the lengthy, rather wail-like, and extremely disappointed sound Extranjera makes when people who actually know her dare to suggest that she would ever own an old powder pink Chevy. Hers would naturally be mint green.

Use: Upon reading comments from julochka and B, the scoaffen Extranjera let out alarmed both hubby and the neighborhood dogs. All of whom have supersensitive hearing, apparently.

soodirac

soodirac - the slightly sick feeling one gets after eating a big piece of birthday cake. It only effects the birthday person (apparently)

word found - Julochka's blog secret about desserts.

usage - Jules just ate a huge piece of yellow butter cake with fresh strawberries and real whipped cream for her birthday (today 7-8-09) and she is feeling soodirac.

skingli

skingli - the state of being more nationalistic about your heritage than the people who live in actual country of your ancestry.

erin's family in minnesota is totally skingli about finland.

upinylla

upinylla - The way that Nicholas Cage's character Randy in the oh so classic Valley Girls gets when he discovers that his preppy girlfriend's friends are making her choose between the 'from the wrong side of the tracks' Randy or them.

Use: Randy is all upinylla while the girls at the sleepover are dancing around in their underwear, which is probably why teenage fantasies are the way that they are. Who ever danced in their underwear as a teenager, except for Tom Cruise in something like Risky Business.